alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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snorlaxatives:
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
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grates:
i cry myself to sleep at night b/c there are so many nice clothes in the world that i dont own
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